Prisoner of Golf® “Shanked My Shot” Apron — For the Golf Chef Who Also Misses the Pan

Does he shank drives and overcook absolutely everything with the same reckless confidence?

Then he needs this apron.

The Prisoner of Golf® “SHANKED MY SHOT” Apron is engineered for the golfer who approaches the kitchen like a downhill par 4 — no strategy, all chaos, zero regrets. Whether he’s torching steaks, missing the garlic by two feet, or blaming the wind in the kitchen — this is his uniform.

Why this belongs on every golf addict:

• 🔪 Relentless kitchen confidence — despite zero consistency

• 🍳 100% cotton twill | built to survive smoke alarms & back-nine excuses

• 🎯 Instant reaction: “dude… I’m buying that for him right now”

• 🎁 Elite golf gift for dads, boyfriends, uncles, & tournament prize tables

• 🤣 For the man who thinks he can fix both his slice and his sauce — tomorrow

If his wedge game is dangerous… wait ‘til you see his cooking.

• 7oz.,

• 100% cotton twill with stain-release protection

• Three pouch pockets, pen pocket

• 1-inch wide neck and waist ties, adjustable neck strap

• Measures 22"w x 24"l

📦 Shipping Info

• Shipping rates are calculated by product category

• The first item in each category has a base rate

• Any additional items of the same category ship for less (combined checkout = savings)

Lightweight Category (this apron qualifies):

• ✅ Contiguous U.S. — $4.99 first item · $1.50 each additional

• ✅ Alaska / Hawaii / Puerto Rico — $6.99 first item · $2.50 each additional

• 🌍 International — $9.25 first item · $3.00 each additional

Ships in 1–3 business days after production.
Flat-rate shipping. No surprise fees at checkout.