About

📓 Offender’s Manual

The Official Record of How One Round Turned into a Life Sentence

It all started with a father-son golf tournament.

Four years ago, I joined my dad at his club in Virginia for a weekend of golf, bonding, and a healthy amount of trash talk. We suited up, swung hard, laughed harder… and something unexpected happened:

I fell completely in love with the game.

Since then, I’ve played in that tournament every year. We’ve gone full costume — matching outfits, wild themes, and most recently, an idea my dad pitched that became this brand:
Prisoner of Golf™.

It was more than a funny name. It was the truth.
I realized I wasn't just into golf…
I was serving time for it.

The game had officially taken over. I became obsessed — chasing birdies, tweaking my swing, and wondering how I could build a life around this beautiful, frustrating little white ball.

That’s where this brand was born.

⛓️ What Is Prisoner of Golf™?

We’re a lifestyle brand for the hopelessly hooked.

The ones who schedule life around tee times.
Who get the shakes if they haven’t touched a club in 48 hours.
Who claim they’ll only play 9… and walk in at sunset.

This isn’t just merch — it’s a movement.
It’s for the lifers. The golf-addicted. The never-getting-paroled.

We wear it proudly — because we’d rather be locked in on the fairway than anywhere else.

💥 Why We Exist

We’re building more than a clothing line — we're building a clubhouse for the incarcerated.

Here, we celebrate:

• Golf’s comedy and chaos

• Those “just one more hole” lies

• The beautiful bond between friends and family who can’t stop playing

• And the wild idea that maybe, just maybe, we can make a life around the thing we love most

This is my journey — and you’re invited.

Because if you’re reading this… you’re probably a Prisoner of Golf™ too.