Prisoner of Golf
🔐 "Parole Denied" – Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee (Front Only)
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$29.00 USD
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$29.00 USD
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There’s no getting out. You’re in for life.
The committee reviewed your swing, your scorecard, and your attitude.
Verdict: Parole Denied.
This tee is for the lifers—the ones who know they’ll never escape the grip of this game. Built from thick, 100% ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed finish, this heavyweight shirt offers structure, comfort, and a little swagger from tee box to tap-in.
You don’t play golf. You survive it.
👕 Why It Belongs in Your Permanent Wardrobe
Hefty 6.1 oz Fabric – Strong enough for double bogeys, soft enough for Sundays
Garment-Dyed Goodness – Pre-shrunk and vintage-washed for that broken-in, lived-in vibe
Reinforced Seams – Twill-taped neck and shoulders with double-stitched hems = maximum durability
Relaxed Fit – Designed for comfort under pressure
Whether you're grinding the back nine or mentally escaping from your desk job, this tee keeps your obsession close and your comfort closer.
🔒 Prisoner of Golf™ – Some do time. We live it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The committee reviewed your swing, your scorecard, and your attitude.
Verdict: Parole Denied.
This tee is for the lifers—the ones who know they’ll never escape the grip of this game. Built from thick, 100% ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed finish, this heavyweight shirt offers structure, comfort, and a little swagger from tee box to tap-in.
You don’t play golf. You survive it.
👕 Why It Belongs in Your Permanent Wardrobe
Hefty 6.1 oz Fabric – Strong enough for double bogeys, soft enough for Sundays
Garment-Dyed Goodness – Pre-shrunk and vintage-washed for that broken-in, lived-in vibe
Reinforced Seams – Twill-taped neck and shoulders with double-stitched hems = maximum durability
Relaxed Fit – Designed for comfort under pressure
Whether you're grinding the back nine or mentally escaping from your desk job, this tee keeps your obsession close and your comfort closer.
🔒 Prisoner of Golf™ – Some do time. We live it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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