🐦 "One Birdie from Freedom" – Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee (Front Only)

So close. Every round. Every time.

The sentence was almost over. Just one clean shot. One sweet putt. One birdie.
But here you are—still doing time.

This tee captures that eternal hope—and the brutal reality—of life as a true Prisoner of Golf™. Crafted from thick, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for a lived-in feel, it’s built for long sentences on the back nine.

You’re not chasing a score. You’re chasing freedom. Spoiler alert: it never shows up.

👕 Premium Fit. Classic Feel. Lifelong Obsession.
100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Thick, soft, and tougher than your mental game

6.1 oz Fabric Weight – Hefty enough to feel like armor, soft enough to sleep in

Garment-Dyed Finish – Pre-shrunk, vintage look with deep, rich color

Durable Design – Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems

Relaxed Fit – Laid-back cut that moves with your swing—and your struggle

You tell yourself it’ll happen next time. It won’t.
But the shirt? It delivers every time.

🔒 Prisoner of Golf™ – We’re all just one birdie away.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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