Prisoner of Golf
🐦 One Birdie Away from Freedom Frontprint Tee – Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Shirt (Logo on Sleeve)
Regular price
$29.00 USD
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$29.00 USD
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Front: The lie you tell yourself.
Sleeve: The life you’re living.
Every round starts with hope.
Today’s the day.
Just one clean shot, one perfect putt.
One birdie away from freedom... but it never comes.
This tee captures the eternal optimism—and brutal reality—of golf lifers everywhere. The phrase is printed across the chest like a prayer. The Prisoner of Golf™ logo on the sleeve is your stamp of commitment. You know the truth… but you keep showing up.
Crafted on the ultra-soft 1717 heavyweight tee, it’s built for durability, comfort, and emotional damage recovery.
👕 Made for Dreamers Who Keep Coming Back
100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Heavy, breathable, and painfully soft
6.1 oz Fabric Weight – Structured for long rounds of emotional turmoil
Garment-Dyed Finish – Pre-shrunk, vintage look, fade-ready
Double-Needle Durability – Stitched to last, unlike your confidence
Relaxed Fit – Forgives your swing and your expectations
Keep chasing the dream.
Keep hitting the trees.
Keep wearing the shirt.
🔒 Prisoner of Golf™ – You’re one birdie away. But it never comes.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sleeve: The life you’re living.
Every round starts with hope.
Today’s the day.
Just one clean shot, one perfect putt.
One birdie away from freedom... but it never comes.
This tee captures the eternal optimism—and brutal reality—of golf lifers everywhere. The phrase is printed across the chest like a prayer. The Prisoner of Golf™ logo on the sleeve is your stamp of commitment. You know the truth… but you keep showing up.
Crafted on the ultra-soft 1717 heavyweight tee, it’s built for durability, comfort, and emotional damage recovery.
👕 Made for Dreamers Who Keep Coming Back
100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Heavy, breathable, and painfully soft
6.1 oz Fabric Weight – Structured for long rounds of emotional turmoil
Garment-Dyed Finish – Pre-shrunk, vintage look, fade-ready
Double-Needle Durability – Stitched to last, unlike your confidence
Relaxed Fit – Forgives your swing and your expectations
Keep chasing the dream.
Keep hitting the trees.
Keep wearing the shirt.
🔒 Prisoner of Golf™ – You’re one birdie away. But it never comes.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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