Prisoner of Golf® Official Apron — Serving a Life Sentence to the Game

This isn’t a hobby. This is a sentence — and he wears it with pride.

The official Prisoner of Golf® Apron is the foundational piece of the brand — made for the golfer who doesn’t just play the game…
he belongs to it. No escape. No reform. No desire for parole.

Whether he’s obsessing over swing mechanics, torching dinner like a 3-putt meltdown, or firing up post-round steaks like a ceremony of commitment — this apron is his declaration:

“I am doing life for golf — willingly.”

Why this is the brand’s core identity piece:

• 🏆 Signature Prisoner of Golf® statement aprón — no slogan needed

• 📜 Legend energy — not a joke, a declaration of who he is

• 100% cotton twill — heavy-duty, meant to endure decades of emotional damage

• 🎁 The ultimate gift for a man permanently claimed by golf

• 🔥 Instant reaction: “This isn’t funny — this is accurate.”

Not parody. Not novelty. Identity.

• 7oz.,

• 100% cotton twill with stain-release protection

• Three pouch pockets, pen pocket

• 1-inch wide neck and waist ties, adjustable neck strap

• Measures 22"w x 24"l

📦 Shipping Info

• Shipping rates are calculated by product category

• The first item in each category has a base rate

• Any additional items of the same category ship for less (combined checkout = savings)

Lightweight Category (this apron qualifies):

• ✅ Contiguous U.S. — $4.99 first item · $1.50 each additional

• ✅ Alaska / Hawaii / Puerto Rico — $6.99 first item · $2.50 each additional

• 🌍 International — $9.25 first item · $3.00 each additional

Ships in 1–3 business days after production.
Flat-rate shipping. No surprise fees at checkout.