Prisoner of Golf® “18 Holes to Life” Apron — Proudly Serving a Life Sentence in Golf (and the Kitchen)

He didn’t choose the golf life — the golf life sentenced him.

The Prisoner of Golf® “18 HOLES TO LIFE” Apron is for the man who fully accepts that golf is not a hobby. It’s a full-time sentence — and the kitchen is just another battleground between rounds. He’s not escaping. He doesn’t want parole. He wants another tee time.

Why this apron is dangerously accurate:

• 🍳 Culinary inmate energy — zero interest in being “rehabilitated”

• 🏌️‍♂️ For the golfer who sees every meal as pre-round fuel or post-round therapy

• 💯 100% cotton twill — durable as his obsession

• 🎁 Elite gift for the man who schedules dinner around his tee time, not the other way around

• 🤣 Instant reaction: “Bro. This is literally him.”

This isn’t merch. It’s a sentence he wears with honor.

• 7oz.,

• 100% cotton twill with stain-release protection

• Three pouch pockets, pen pocket

• 1-inch wide neck and waist ties, adjustable neck strap

• Measures 22"w x 24"l

📦 Shipping Info

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• The first item in each category has a base rate

• Any additional items of the same category ship for less (combined checkout = savings)

Lightweight Category (this apron qualifies):

• ✅ Contiguous U.S. — $4.99 first item · $1.50 each additional

• ✅ Alaska / Hawaii / Puerto Rico — $6.99 first item · $2.50 each additional

• 🌍 International — $9.25 first item · $3.00 each additional

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