Locked & Loaded for Happy Gilmore 2: A Prisoner of Golf™ Tribute

Attention, golf convicts! The moment we’ve all been waiting for is almost here—Happy Gilmore 2 is teeing off soon, and we’re swinging life sentences in celebration. If you’ve ever felt chained to the course, trading birdies for bailouts, you know what it means to be a Prisoner of Golf®. So grab your jumpers, dust off your power swing, and let’s dive into why 18 Holes to Life™ has never felt more real… or more fun.

Remember that iconic drive that launched Happy off the tee? Think of it as the ultimate “escape plan”—one you’ll never actually execute. At Prisoner of Golf®, we’ve been serving time on the fairway since a father-son tournament sparked our brand four years ago. Now, thanks to Happy’s return, we’re doubling down on our sentence with exclusive 18 Holes to Life™ merch drops and “cell block” pop-up tees.

In true Happy style, we love a good costume. This year we went full “golf prison” with orange jumpsuits and handcuffs on our bag tags—and the reaction was wild. Want a taste of that Gilmore madness? Check out our limited-edition Foot Wedge™ tees (“Contraband Club of Choice”) and get ready to rock the block like Happy rocks the rink.

Just like Happy needed his coach Chubbs, we need our yard list. 📜 Sign up now at PrisonerOfGolf.com to get early-release alerts on new drops, drills, and Hall-of-Fame--worthy giveaways. Your parole board (that’s us!) will keep you locked in on the best deals and sneak-peeks celebrating Happy Gilmore 2.

Borrow Happy’s secret weapon for your back-swing lockdown:

1. Grip it like Gilmore—firm but not death-grip tight.

2. Load the hips—imagine busting through prison bars.

3. Release with a roar—channel your inner hockey champ.

4. Follow through—don’t leave any birdies behind.

Hosting a Happy Gilmore 2 watch party? Deck out your crew in matching tees from PrisonerOfGolf.com. Snap a squad photo, post it with #PrisonerOfGolf and #HappyGilmore2, and we’ll feature you on our story—no parole required.

Call to Action

⛳️ Ready to serve your sentence in style?

👉 Shop the 18 Holes to Life™ Collection: PrisonerOfGolf.com

👉 Join the Yard List for early-release perks and limited drops

👉 Tag us in your Gilmore-inspired posts: #PrisonerOfGolf #HappyGilmore2 #18HolesToLife

Let’s fire up those engines, lock in those putters, and celebrate Happy’s comeback—because at Prisoner of Golf®, we’re all doing life, one swing at a time.

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